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Famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson has searched his feelings about “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” and the Force is strong in his opinions.
Tyson, host of the StarTalk podcast and talk show and the of head of New York City’s Hayden Planetarium, posted a flurry of messages on Twitter yesterday to both celebrate – and pick apart – some of the biggest science no-nos in “Star Wars: The Force Awakens .” It turns out, Tyson thinks the droid BB-8 is cuter than R2D2, still has a beef with Han Solo’s 12-parsec claim on the Kessel Run with Millennium Falcon and has some deep thoughts on the practicality of the First Order’s new Starkiller Base. Check out Tyson’s deep thoughts on “Star Wars” below and be warned – some spoilers ahead:
My promised observations of @StarWars
Episode VII #TheForceAwakens
follows (with only mild spoiler alerts).
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, I’m reminded that Red & Blue teams cooperate with one another. Rare in American Politics.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, BB-8 is waaaaay cuter than R2D2.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
I guess I did just demote R2D2 to “Dwarf Cute” status. No hard feelings though.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, BB-8, a smooth rolling metal spherical ball, would have skidded uncontrollably on sand.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
the TIE fighters made exactly the same sound in the vacuum of space as in planetary atmospheres
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, if you were to suck all of a star’s energy into your planet, your planet would vaporize.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, the energy in a Star is enough to destroy ten-thousand planets, not just a few here & there.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, once again I felt isolated and inadequate for not understanding Wookiee-speak.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, the lead character snacks on what includes Romanescu Broccoli, nature’s only fractal food.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
Never seen Romanescu Broccoli? Fractal Earth food befitting a tale of long ago and far, far away. pic.twitter.com/NZDkWpeqOB
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, the Storm Troopers still run as though they’re carrying a full load of poop in their diapers.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, apparently Wookiees don’t age, or they age much slower than human actors do.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
In @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, the starry skies were unfamiliar. As they should be, a long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
Unashamed of inanity, #TheForceAwakens
repeats the Millennium Falcon boast of completing the Kessel Run in “under 12 parsecs”
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
( A Parsec is an obscure unit of distance in Astrophysics, equal to 3.26 Light Years. Neither has anything to do with time. )
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
Both at age 19, my wife saw @StarWars
in 1977 & our daughter saw #TheForceAwakens
in 2015. I don’t know what that means.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
Finally, inspired by @StarWars
#TheForceAwakens
, here’s my list of the best Hollywood Aliens and why: https://t.co/dbifvoeDJU
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 21, 2015
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